Frank Carson
Frank Carson
Hugh Francis "Frank" Carson KSGwas an Irish comedian and actor, best known on television in series such as The Comedians and Tiswas. He was a member of the entertainment charity the Grand Order of Water Rats...
NationalityIrish
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 November 1926
CountryIreland
bombs alex drank
Someone threw a petrol bomb at Alex Higgins once and he drank it!
course terribly thirties work
The thirties were troublesome in Belfast, and then of course there was no work for people, and it was terribly religiously divided.
built develop establish fitness fun lifelong programs stage trying
We are still in the experimental stage and right now we are just trying to establish the programs. But eventually, we may come up with mother-daughter or father-son programs and develop other ideas. Ultimately, the programs have to be fun and are built around a lifelong fitness aspect.
funny girlfriend humor
I'm really worried about my girlfriend's morals ... she has NEXT written on her knickers.
funny war father
My father fought in World War I and single-handedly destroyed the Germans' line of communication. He ate their pigeon.
funny humor airports
Frank once slipped something into the pocket of a luggage handler at the airport and said: "Have a drink on me." The luggage handler later found out it was a tea bag.
funny humor machines
I come from a family of musicians. Even the sewing machine is a Singer.
funny humor mirrors
My wife went into the butchers and said: "You've a sheep's head in your window." The butcher said: "That's a mirror."
two pubs passing
Two Irishmen were passing a pub - well, it could happen.
funny morning humor
I gave my wife a kiss this morning. She jumped out of bed and did a lap of honour.
funny humor wind
A traffic policeman stops Sister Bridget for speeding. She pulls into the side of the road and winds down her window. The officer walks round and starts undoing his fly. "Oh dear," she says, "Not the breathalyser again."
funny humor men
The Irish Six Million Dollar man only cost three quid.
funny memories humor
I was going up to the bathroom and a woman asked me: "Have you a good memory for faces?" I asked why and she said: "Because there isn't a mirror up there."
funny humor doors
I have a pacemaker in, but it doesn't work very well, because every time I fart the garage door opens.