Frank Carson
Frank Carson
Hugh Francis "Frank" Carson KSGwas an Irish comedian and actor, best known on television in series such as The Comedians and Tiswas. He was a member of the entertainment charity the Grand Order of Water Rats...
NationalityIrish
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 November 1926
CountryIreland
funny humor men
A man says to the doctor: "What's the good news?" "You've got 24 hours to live." He says: "What's the bad news?" The doctor says: "We should have told you yesterday."
funny friday uncles
My uncle Jimmy took liver salts twice a day for 40 years. He died on Sunday, was buried Wednesday and the following Friday they had to go to the cemetery to beat his liver to death with a stick.
car boots heard
Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?
funny husband humor
An Irishman's wife gave birth to twins. Her husband wanted to know who the other man was.
funny humor two
There were two Irishmen eating sandwiches in a pub and the landlord said: "You can't eat your own food in here." So they swapped sandwiches.
funny humor doors
I'm staying in a lovely hotel, dressing robe behind the door, lovely fluffy sheets - took me a half an hour getting my suitcase closed.
funny brother humor
A man says to his mate: "My wife is a twin." His mate says, "How do you tell them apart?" The man says: "Her brother has a beard."
funny divorce humor
It's my wife Ruth's birthday soon. I said to her: "What would you like for your birthday?" She said: "I want a divorce." I said: "I wasn't planning on spending that much."
funny humor july
Doctor told me I've got two weeks to live. I said: "Can I have the last week in July and the 1st week in August?"
funny girl humor
A girl asks her doctor, "Doctor, I've forgotten to take my contradictory pill!" The doctor says: "Are you ignorant?" The girl says: "Yes, three months!"
funny humor waiting
Did you know you can have an Irish abortion, but there is a 12 month waiting list?
funny humor men
A man was found dead covered in sprinkles, strawberry sauce and a flake. Reports said he may have topped himself.
funny humor men
A man turns to the guy next to him who's covered in bandages from head to toe and asks "What happened?". "I fell through a glass window," explains the man. The first man says: "Lucky you were wearing all those bandages."
inspirational marriage wedding
I don't think my wife likes me very much, when I had a heart attack she wrote for an ambulance.