Frank Carson
Frank Carson
Hugh Francis "Frank" Carson KSGwas an Irish comedian and actor, best known on television in series such as The Comedians and Tiswas. He was a member of the entertainment charity the Grand Order of Water Rats...
NationalityIrish
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 November 1926
CountryIreland
built develop establish fitness fun lifelong programs stage trying
We are still in the experimental stage and right now we are just trying to establish the programs. But eventually, we may come up with mother-daughter or father-son programs and develop other ideas. Ultimately, the programs have to be fun and are built around a lifelong fitness aspect.
course terribly thirties work
The thirties were troublesome in Belfast, and then of course there was no work for people, and it was terribly religiously divided.
funny girlfriend humor
I'm really worried about my girlfriend's morals ... she has NEXT written on her knickers.
funny humor machines
I come from a family of musicians. Even the sewing machine is a Singer.
funny humor mirrors
My wife went into the butchers and said: "You've a sheep's head in your window." The butcher said: "That's a mirror."
two pubs passing
Two Irishmen were passing a pub - well, it could happen.
funny morning humor
I gave my wife a kiss this morning. She jumped out of bed and did a lap of honour.
funny humor men
The Irish Six Million Dollar man only cost three quid.
funny party humor
An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman were invited to a Christmas party. The Englishman brought a bag of tinsel, the Scotsman brought a bag of holly and they asked the Irishman: "What have you brought?" He said: "I brought a pair of knickers." They asked: "What has that got to do with Christmas?" He said "They're Carol's."
funny humor night
I was in a panto last year, Aladdin and The Wonderful Lamp. I played the wick. I got the sack because I was too well-oiled every night.
helping busy homosexual
I'm not really a homosexual. I just help them out when they're busy.
worry people laughing
It's never occurred to me to worry about my health, or that I'll get old, or that people will stop laughing at me.
ideas people house
My idea for peace in the Middle East is to go back to the 1966 line, but to build even more houses for the Palestinians, who are a poor people.
people church ridiculous
People in Northern Ireland vote for their church, they don't vote with their heads; it is ridiculous.