Frank Carson
Frank Carson
Hugh Francis "Frank" Carson KSGwas an Irish comedian and actor, best known on television in series such as The Comedians and Tiswas. He was a member of the entertainment charity the Grand Order of Water Rats...
NationalityIrish
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 November 1926
CountryIreland
funny humor shoes
I bought these shoes in Taiwan, and they said in the inside "made around the corner."
funny humor differences
What's the difference between my wife and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
funny humor airports
Frank once slipped something into the pocket of a luggage handler at the airport and said: "Have a drink on me." The luggage handler later found out it was a tea bag.
funny humor wind
A traffic policeman stops Sister Bridget for speeding. She pulls into the side of the road and winds down her window. The officer walks round and starts undoing his fly. "Oh dear," she says, "Not the breathalyser again."
funny humor news
This is Frank Carson, News at Ten, Sober.
funny humor air
I just want to apologise for being late. I was flying back from Spain and the air hostess said: "We are two hours late Mr Carson." When I asked why, she said: "The pilot has heard a funny noise in the engine that he doesn't like, so we are waiting on another pilot who can't hear it."
funny humor bars
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks at them and says: "Is this some kind of a joke?"
It's the way I tell em, It's a cracker.
funny humor men
A man up in front of a judge says "I don't recognise this court." "Why not?" "It's been redecorated since the last time I was here."
funny humor way
I asked a shop owner if he could help me out. He said: "What way did you come in?"
funny humor octopus
I was in the Far East and I went into a restaurant and I ordered octopus and the waiter said: "It takes four hours." I asked why and he said: "It keeps turning off the gas."
funny humor pieces
My Irish mate told me, if you file down the edges of a 50 pence piece, you can use it as a 10p.
funny humor differences
What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a poodle peeing on your leg? You let the Rottweiler finish.
funny humor men
There was a man sitting in the dining room of the Titanic, he said: "I know I asked for ice, but this is ridiculous."