Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx
Julius Henry Marx, known professionally as Groucho Marx, was an American comedian and film and television star. He was known as a master of quick wit and is widely considered one of the best comedians of the modern era. His rapid-fire, often impromptu delivery of innuendo-laden patter earned him many admirers and imitators...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth2 October 1890
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
And I want to thank you for all the enjoyment you've taken out of it.
I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it
Did I ever tell you how I shot a wild elephant in my pyjamas? How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know.
Don't point that beard at me, it might go off
I would horsewhip you if I had a horse
I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.
Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?A: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog.
Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honor; which is probably more than she ever did.
There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of your fellow man
There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes you know he's crooked.
I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself.
No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend. I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
I'm not crazy about reality, but it's still the only place to get a decent meal.
Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!