Jerry Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld
Jerome Allen "Jerry" Seinfeld is an American comedian, actor, director, writer, and producer...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth29 April 1954
CityBrooklyn, NY
CountryUnited States of America
theater audience trapped
I prefer the old theaters because the audience is... trapped.
country world kind
We sold 'Seinfeld' all over the world but it was a very specific kind of show. In some countries it went down really well, in others they hated it.
movie years two
If you go to a bad movie, it's two hours. If you're in a bad movie, it's two years.
hotel-lobby people watches
I can walk through a hotel lobby and watch people at the desk and see what they're doing. People don't look at me. They don't even know I'm there.
team two laughing
I won't do something unless I can get at least two or three good laughs out of it. If I can't, it's not gonna make the team.
average greatest-fear people
A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.
kids costumes needs
And that's when I realized, when you're a kid you don't need a costume, you ARE superman.
costumes bees ridiculous
When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business; I have to humiliate myself.
laundry faster pta
You'll fold faster than Superman on laundry day
doe tasks environment
When someone does a small task beautifully, their whole environment is affected by it.
personality comedian kind
The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didn't have that kind of personality, and it's a terrifying thing to say.
baseball games tvs
Taking in a baseball game on TV is also a big treat.
pirate
I don't wanna be a Pirate!!!!
hilarious light letters
Introducing 'Lite': the new way to spell 'Light'; but with twenty per cent fewer letters.