Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Ada Driver, better known as Phyllis Diller, was an American stand-up comedian, actress, singer, dancer, and voice artist, best known for her eccentric stage persona, her self-deprecating humor, her wild hair and clothes, and her exaggerated, cackling laugh...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth17 July 1917
CityLima, OH
splits firsts spirit
Life began on this planet when the first amoeba split. Mankind will still be seeking God, not accepting that God is a spirit; can't see it, touch it, only feel it. It's called LOVE.
practice life-is do-it-yourself
Life is a do-it-yourself kit, so do it yourself. Work. Practice.
sex heart doors
Doctors say it's okay to have sex after a heart attack, provided you close the ambulance door.
advice follow work
Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle--keep away from children.
american-comedian walker
You know you're old if your walker has an airbag.
american-comedian head pro reason tells
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.