Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Ada Driver, better known as Phyllis Diller, was an American stand-up comedian, actress, singer, dancer, and voice artist, best known for her eccentric stage persona, her self-deprecating humor, her wild hair and clothes, and her exaggerated, cackling laugh...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth17 July 1917
CityLima, OH
Phyllis Diller quotes about
shapes underwear body
My body's in such bad shape I wear prescription underwear.
careers lasts hello
The last thing I'd learn, well into my career, was how to get on, how to say hello, how to get in with the audience.
water three three-times
Carry an oar when you drive. Three times I've ended up in water.
apples shapes adam
If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all.
hats faces screws
I was so wrinkled I could screw my hats on.
humor adjusting way
Becoming a comedienne was my way of adjusting to puberty.
grandchildren birth-control want
I still take the pill. I don't want any more grandchildren.
sloth pills laziness
Once Fang took pep pills and they worked - the only time he ever ran to bed.
elbows body complaining
The only parts left of my original body are my elbows.
get-well believe mind
Would you believe that I once entered a beauty contest? I must have been out of my mind. I not only came in last, I got 361 get-well cards.
lakes placid happenings
Absolutely nothing was happening in my marriage. I nicknamed my waterbed, Lake Placid!
dope want sound
I don’t want to sound like I’m on dope, but that hour is a high; it’s as good as you can feel. A wonderful, wonderful happiness, and great power.
offending about-yourself
You can say the nastiest things about yourself without offending anyone.
splits firsts spirit
Life began on this planet when the first amoeba split. Mankind will still be seeking God, not accepting that God is a spirit; can't see it, touch it, only feel it. It's called LOVE.