Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Ada Driver, better known as Phyllis Diller, was an American stand-up comedian, actress, singer, dancer, and voice artist, best known for her eccentric stage persona, her self-deprecating humor, her wild hair and clothes, and her exaggerated, cackling laugh...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth17 July 1917
CityLima, OH
food cake chocolate
I like to serve chocolate cake, because it doesn't show the dirt.
inspirational husband careers
My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked.
over-you tripping necks
[When to have a facelift:] If you're tripping over your neck.
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What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
giving-up years i-will-never-give-up
I will never give up. I am in my 14th year of a 10-day beauty plan.
measurement records phonograph
They just elected me Mis Phonograph Record of 1966. They discovered my measurements were 33 1/2, 45, 78!
gold important next
Next to gold and jewelry, health is the most important thing you can have.
smart hate clerks
I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, What do you have in lingerie? She says, More than you'll ever have!
inspirational dog hate
I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish.
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I never made `Who's Who,' but I'm featured in `What's That?'
inspirational birthday anniversary
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
seven hours beauty-shop
I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate.
humility humble mirrors
You know what keeps me humble? Mirrors!
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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.