Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Ada Driver, better known as Phyllis Diller, was an American stand-up comedian, actress, singer, dancer, and voice artist, best known for her eccentric stage persona, her self-deprecating humor, her wild hair and clothes, and her exaggerated, cackling laugh...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth17 July 1917
CityLima, OH
inspirational blow ill-will
It's an ill will that blows when you leave the hairdresser.
inspirational size juniors
It's hard to find a negligee in my size. I wear a Junior Mister.
inspirational hair use
Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush.
husband gun clerks
This woman goes into a gun shop and says, 'I want to buy a gun for my husband.' The clerk says, 'Did he tell you what kind of gun?' 'No,' she replied. 'He doesn't even know I'm going to shoot him.
men balls bowling
This man I was going with asked me for my finger measurements. I thought he was going to buy me a ring for Christmas, but he gave me a bowling ball.
sex men thinking
Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.
sex car gloves
My sister was so promiscuous she broke her ankle in the glove compartment of a car.
sports tennis marrying
Tennis is like marrying for money. Love has nothing to do with it.
philosophy buddhism meditation
I've tried Buddhism, Scientology, Numerology, Transcendental Meditation, Qabbala, t'ai chi, feng shui and Deepak Chopra but I find straight gin works best.
inspirational moving muscles
He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers.
mother inspiration hated
My mother hated me. Once she took me to an orphanage and told me to mingle
inspirational moving tennis
This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head.
inspirational fighting years
It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months.
kissing hug ends
Let me tell you, a discussion that starts, 'I'll tell you something you do that irritates me, if you tell me something I do that bothers you,' never ends in a hug and a kiss.