Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Ada Driver, better known as Phyllis Diller, was an American stand-up comedian, actress, singer, dancer, and voice artist, best known for her eccentric stage persona, her self-deprecating humor, her wild hair and clothes, and her exaggerated, cackling laugh...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth17 July 1917
CityLima, OH
inspirational night central-park
I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate.
inspirational beach tides
When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in.
beautiful steps comedy
You've got to realize that when all goes well, and everything is beautiful, you have no comedy. It's when somebody steps on the bride's train, or belches during the ceremony that you've got comedy!
sister-in-law stripes dresses
My sister-in-law is so skinny that she has a striped dress with only one stripe.
dinner taste tvs
I don't like to cook. I can make a TV dinner taste like radio.
compliments-you shoes barefoot
You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot.
beauty use emergencies
When I go to the beauty parlor, I always use the emergency entrance. Sometimes I just go for an estimate.
years behinds eighteen
I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing.
pregnancy common birth
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.
inspirational ghetto littles
There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto.
inspirational justice looks
My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me.
drinking fall alcohol
Health - what my friends are always drinking to before they fall down.
inspirational rooms
Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
inspirational beauty skins
It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core.