Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Ada Driver, better known as Phyllis Diller, was an American stand-up comedian, actress, singer, dancer, and voice artist, best known for her eccentric stage persona, her self-deprecating humor, her wild hair and clothes, and her exaggerated, cackling laugh...
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth17 July 1917
CityLima, OH
inspirational people littles
I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies.
husband coffee sloth
Your husband is lazy if coffee doesn't keep him awake - even when it's hot and being spilled on him.
inspirational size juniors
It's hard to find a negligee in my size. I wear a Junior Mister.
humor wrinkles enough
If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.
inspirational people parlor
Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed!
inspirational morning moving
For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move.
inspirational morning kissing
Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves.
father laughing hyenas
My father used to call me the laughing hyena.
shapes underwear body
My body's in such bad shape I wear prescription underwear.
children want looks
You want to look younger... rent smaller children.
elbows bouquets faces
My plastic surgeon ... said my face looked like a bouquet of elbows.
careers lasts hello
The last thing I'd learn, well into my career, was how to get on, how to say hello, how to get in with the audience.
tragedy comedy
Comedy is tragedy revisited.
birthday age funny-birthday
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.