Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Steven Alexander Wrightis an American comedian, actor, writer, and an Oscar-winning film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical, and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 December 1955
CountryUnited States of America
dog pet gone
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
funny humor night
I forgot and left the lighthouse on all night. Next day the sun wouldn't rise.
funny humor long
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
funny humor people
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
funny humor night
Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, "Do I know you?
funny humor night
I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.
lips karaoke arrested
I was arrested for lip-syncing karaoke.
funny humor gun
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
funny hate fall
Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.
funny humor people
I like to reminisce with people I don't know.
funny humor thinking
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
want wonder selling
I didn't want to be selling insurance at 40, wondering what would it have been like to do stand-up.
land pieces property
I bought a cheap piece of land... It was on someone else’s property.
funny humor use
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?