Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Steven Alexander Wrightis an American comedian, actor, writer, and an Oscar-winning film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical, and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 December 1955
CountryUnited States of America
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I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
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A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
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If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
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I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
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I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I don't have that much time.
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I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!
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If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat
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Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
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Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
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It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.
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The past week our bullpen threw a lot, especially with the doubleheaders in the (Rainbow) tournament, and we have five games this weekend, so I figure if I can finish the game off, I can give 'em a little rest so they can go out and get the next four games.
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I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
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The other day I... uh, no, that wasn't me.