Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Steven Alexander Wrightis an American comedian, actor, writer, and an Oscar-winning film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical, and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 December 1955
CountryUnited States of America
funny humor taste
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
funny humor writing
If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?
funny humor limits
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I said, 'oh, that's OK, I'm not going that far.'
funny girlfriend humor
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
funny food humorous
I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
funny dog silly
I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!
funny birthday hilarious
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
funny beach nature
I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it.
funny humor agents
Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?
funny humor sweaters
Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.
funny time humor
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.
funny sarcastic sports
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
funny children humor
When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.
funny life sarcastic
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.