Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Steven Alexander Wrightis an American comedian, actor, writer, and an Oscar-winning film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical, and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 December 1955
CountryUnited States of America
funny suicide writing
I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note. It's a start...
funny hilarious witty
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
funny humor cows
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
healing way faces
Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?
funny humor giving
I used to own an ant farm but had to give it up. I couldn't find tractors small enough to fit it.
funny humor justice
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
funny humor kids
When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules?
funny country witty
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
funny work humor
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
funny business humor
I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.
dying almost-dying bungee
I tried to hang myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.
Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
funny procrastination humor
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
changed i-havent-changed havens
I haven't changed at all. I'm the same as when I was 11.