Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Steven Alexander Wrightis an American comedian, actor, writer, and an Oscar-winning film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical, and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 December 1955
CountryUnited States of America
funny hate fall
Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night.
funny humor people
I like to reminisce with people I don't know.
funny humor thinking
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
want wonder selling
I didn't want to be selling insurance at 40, wondering what would it have been like to do stand-up.
land pieces property
I bought a cheap piece of land... It was on someone else’s property.
funny humor use
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
funny humor taste
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
funny humor writing
If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?
funny humor limits
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I said, 'oh, that's OK, I'm not going that far.'
funny girlfriend humor
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
funny food humorous
I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
funny dog silly
I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!
funny birthday hilarious
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
funny beach nature
I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it.