Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Steven Alexander Wrightis an American comedian, actor, writer, and an Oscar-winning film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical, and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 December 1955
CountryUnited States of America
funny memories humor
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.
reading writing gears
It usually helps me write by reading - somehow the reading gear in your head turns the writing gear.
coach good worked
It didn't look like they were comfortable. Coach K and Esteban worked it in and out today, so (WIU) didn't know what was coming, so they didn't get any good swings.
best defensive game
I think that was our best defensive game of the year.
ahead
I was just getting too ahead of myself. I was rushing.
bullpen figure finish five four games next past rest threw week
The past week our bullpen threw a lot, especially with the doubleheaders in the (Rainbow) tournament, and we have five games this weekend, so I figure if I can finish the game off, I can give 'em a little rest so they can go out and get the next four games.
funny humor computer
If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses.
thinking old-testament should
You know, the New Testament is pretty old. I think they should call them the Old Testament and the Most Recent Testament.
thinking race wake-up
It seems like we wake up and it's a race until you get to bed. It gets to you after a while and you think, 'What the hell am I doing?'
thinking eight get-up
I don't get up, get dressed, go out, and think, 'Okay, I gotta find eight jokes.'
thinking i-can
I can't stop thinking like this.
thinking comedian stuff
Comedians are sociologists. We're pointing out stuff that the general public doesn't even stop to think about, looking at life in slow-motion and questioning everything we see.
morning stuff stolen
I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates".
thinking trying-something-new creating
People may think I'm trying something new by telling stories, but they're just jokes connected to give the illusion of stories. But really, I just continue using my imagination and creating. That's what I do.