Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Steven Alexander Wrightis an American comedian, actor, writer, and an Oscar-winning film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical, and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 December 1955
CountryUnited States of America
war hate deep-thought
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it.
funny humor comedy
My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out.
funny firsts succeed
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
inspirational funny silly
What's another word for Thesaurus?
moving tired stills
Day One: Still tired from the move.
inspirational life thinking
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
love dream funny-inspirational
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
I'm going to get an MRI to find out whether I have claustrophobia.
car comedian sound
I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica sounds amazing.
inspirational ice swim
If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?
fun fall tree
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
children nice home
Be nice to your children. After all, they are going to choose your nursing home.
reality comedy observing
To me, comedy is just twisting reality. It's commenting or observing or twisting life.
song thinking listening
I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that."