Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Steven Alexander Wrightis an American comedian, actor, writer, and an Oscar-winning film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical, and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 December 1955
CountryUnited States of America
thinking trying-something-new creating
People may think I'm trying something new by telling stories, but they're just jokes connected to give the illusion of stories. But really, I just continue using my imagination and creating. That's what I do.
moving night thinking
I went to this restaurant last night that was set up like a big buffet in the shape of an Ouija board. You'd think about what kind of food you want, and the table would move across the floor to it.
funny humor use
If I ever had twins, I'd use one for parts.
war hate deep-thought
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they’d never expect it.
funny humor comedy
My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out.
funny firsts succeed
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
inspirational funny silly
What's another word for Thesaurus?
moving tired stills
Day One: Still tired from the move.
inspirational life thinking
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
love dream funny-inspirational
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
I'm going to get an MRI to find out whether I have claustrophobia.
car comedian sound
I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica sounds amazing.
inspirational ice swim
If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?
fun fall tree
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?