Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Steven Alexander Wrightis an American comedian, actor, writer, and an Oscar-winning film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical, and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 December 1955
CountryUnited States of America
funny christmas tired
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.
funny humor writing
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
funny travel memories
Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film.
funny humor years
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.
funny time humor
You know how it is when you’re walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there’s one more step? I’m like that all the time.
funny nice humor
What a nice night for an evening.
funny humor light
If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?
funny humor two
If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
funny science theory-of-evolution
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
funny humor bird
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it.
reading speed bookmarks
I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark.
funny motivational-sports humor
I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast.
years people comedian
I didn't tell any of my friends that I wanted to be a comedian, because I was superstitious. I thought if I told people, it wouldn't happen. So I kept it all in my head for years and years.
funny humor car
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.