Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Steven Alexander Wrightis an American comedian, actor, writer, and an Oscar-winning film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical, and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 December 1955
CountryUnited States of America
funny humor swim
If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?
west internet wild-west
It's like the Wild West, the Internet. There are no rules.
flight non-stop
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
funny humor orange
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
funny humor eating
Do fish get cramps after eating?
funny humor looks
What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
watches stones i-can
The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney..
funny humor people
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
time sorry mind
Sorry... my mind was wandering... one time it went all the way to Venus and ordered a meal I couldn’t pay for.
reading two glasses
I have two pairs of reading glasses. One pair is for reading fiction, the other for non-fiction. I've read the Bible twice wearing each pair, and it's the same.
night light looks
I changed my headlights the other day. I put in strobe lights instead! Now when I drive at night, it looks like everyone else is standing still ...
years people information
The other day I went to a tourist information booth and asked, 'Tell me about some of the people who were here last year.
funny humor giving
I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back.
funny humor furniture
While I was gone, somebody rearranged on the furniture in my bedroom. They put it in exactly the same place it was. When I told my roommate, he said: "Do I know you?"