Steven Wright
Steven Wright
Steven Alexander Wrightis an American comedian, actor, writer, and an Oscar-winning film producer. He is known for his distinctly lethargic voice and slow, deadpan delivery of ironic, philosophical, and sometimes nonsensical jokes, paraprosdokians, non sequiturs, anti-humor, and one-liners with contrived situations...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth6 December 1955
CountryUnited States of America
funny mistake humor
I went camping and borrowed a circus tent by mistake. I didn't notice until I got it set up. People complained because they couldn't see the lake.
funny humor coats
I had my coat hangers spayed.
funny beautiful humor
A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. She said, "You didn't borrow this." I said, " I will!"
funny fall humor
The sky is falling. No, I'm tipping over backwards.
funny song humor
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
funny humor heart
I went to San Francisco. I found someone’s heart.
bread hardness softness
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
swear
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
funny humor night
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
healing way faces
Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?
funny real humor
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving.
funny humor lethal-injection
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
funny humor owing
If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?
funny humor together
Why are they called a-part-ments, when they're all stuck together?