W. C. Fields
W. C. Fields
William Claude Dukenfield, better known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian, actor, juggler and writer. Fields' comic persona was a misanthropic and hard-drinking egotist, who remained a sympathetic character despite his snarling contempt for dogs and children...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth29 January 1880
CityDarby, PA
CountryUnited States of America
inspirational morning wake-up
When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with.
reading said caught
I'm looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.).
whole
On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia.
drinking alcohol done
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
business race years
I have been in the entertainment business some forty-three years, and I have never said anything detrimental or anything that might be construed as belittling any race or religion. I would be a sucker to do so because you can't insult the customers.
drinking blood doctors
I once donated a pint of my finest red corpuscles to the great American Red Cross and the doctor opined my blood was very helpful; contained so much alcohol they could use it to sterilize their instruments.
drinking beer stronger
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve.
drinking hands whisky
When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
food drinking night
I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night.
drinking water fishes
I never drink water... fish f**k in it.
drinking moving nerves
I only drink to steady my nerves... sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for months.
funny health two
After two days in the hospital, I turn to the nurse.
truth wine men
You can't cheat an honest man.
drinking exercise hours
Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got.