W. C. Fields
W. C. Fields
William Claude Dukenfield, better known as W. C. Fields, was an American comedian, actor, juggler and writer. Fields' comic persona was a misanthropic and hard-drinking egotist, who remained a sympathetic character despite his snarling contempt for dogs and children...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionMovie Actor
Date of Birth29 January 1880
CityDarby, PA
CountryUnited States of America
drinking house alcohol
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar.
drinking juice pineapples
Somebody's been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!
drinking water lost
During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.
drinking boys two
The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache.
pockets abstinence abstaining
Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.
kids mets
I never met a kid I liked.
comedy prosperity behinds
If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.
philadelphia fog lasts
Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
wine noise
Ye Gads, no! I couldn't stand the noise.
chess world worst
Ultimately chess is just chess - not the best thing in the world and not the worst thing in the world, but there is nothing quite like it.
knows
I don't know why I ever come in here. The flies get the best of everything.
wedding believe long
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck
drinking fifth
Thou shalt not kill anything less than a fifth.
drinking sleep funny-alcohol
I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.