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funny great
Kelsey Grammer is wickedly funny. He's like an 8-year-old child. He's always doing pranks, and we have a great time. David Pierce
funny guy
He is that guy in the movie. He is that funny guy who can get in your grill, and be funny about it. He's a lot more interesting in person than you usually see on the screen. Rob McKittrick
funny time
Every time I do something silly, it comes off really funny because it's natural. Shaquille O'Neal
funny imitate
I think it's funny when people, they try to imitate the 'Chandelier' video. I think it's hilarious. Maddie Ziegler
funny good implies level shape vanity wants
I think when you do comedy, you play by a different set of rules. No one really wants you to be in that good shape. Being in good shape implies a level of vanity that isn't necessarily funny. Seth Rogen
funny happens hope people
I'd like to hope that years from now people can look at the reruns...and say 'That is still a really funny show' or 'It's still really sweet.' And if that happens ... I'll be thrilled. David Crane
funny initially interested job worked
He was the one who initially got me interested in the subject. I actually have his job now, so it's funny how that worked out.
funny hard past perception work
He had to work hard just to get past the perception that he was just a funny guy,
funny sarcastic atheist
The universe we observe has precisely the properties we should expect if there is, at bottom, no design, no purpose, no evil, no good, nothing but blind, pitiless indifference. Richard Dawkins
marriage wedding divorce
Getting a divorce is nearly always as cheerful and useful an occupation as breaking valuable china. Rebecca West
marriage funny-love best-love
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker. Woody Allen
marriage race half
Women--one half the human race at least--care fifty times more for a marriage than a ministry. Walter Bagehot
marriage long disputes
Marriage is one long conversation, chequered by disputes. Robert Louis Stevenson
marriage laughter philosophical
You can forgive people who do not follow you through a philosophical disquisition; but to find your wife laughing when you had tears in your eyes, or staring when you were in a fit of laughter, would go some way towards a dissolution of the marriage.
marriage passion talking
There is yet another kind of matrimonial dialect (which naturally succeeds this of talking at each other), which may very properlybe styled The Language Contradictory.... In the former, however plain the object of satire may be exhibited to the whole company, yet there always remains some little covering.... But in this last method, the defiance becomes more open and the impetuosity with which these contradictions are uttered (although the subjects of them are often of the most indifferent nature) evidently prove that they arise from passion. Sarah Fielding
marriage husband latin
I believe no gentleman would like to have his family affairs neglected because his wife was filling her head with crotchets and pothooks, and who, because she understood a few scraps of Latin, valued that more than minding her needle or providing her husband's dinner.
marriage men together
It is so far from being natural for a man and woman to live in a state of marriage, that we find all the motives which they have for remaining in that connection, and the restraints which civilised society imposes to prevent separation, are hardly sufficient to keep them together. Samuel Johnson
marriage wedding men
I would advise no man to marry who is not likely to propagate understanding.
hilarious years ems
All of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me over all these years. Sarah Palin
hilarious ego accepted
Bryant Gumbel's ego has applied for statehood. And if it's accepted, it will be the fifth-largest. Willard Scott
hilarious machines my-favorite
My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. Caroline Rhea
hilarious england needs
English? Who needs that? I'm never going to England. Matt Groening
hilarious believe vampire
Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
hilarious book library
The problem with life is, by the time you can read women like a book, your library card has expired. Milton Berle
hilarious dream love-yourself
If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. Muhammad Ali
hilarious being-alone feeling-alone
The best part about being alone is that you really don't have to answer to anybody. You do what you want. Justin Timberlake
hilarious sarcastic funny-life
Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry. George Ade