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Donald, I'm not sure if you're even aware of this, but the only difference between you and Michael Douglas from the movie, Wall Street, is that no one's going to be sad when you get cancer. Anthony Jeselnik
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A couple of months ago, I gave my girlfriend some fancy lingerie, and she actually got mad at me. She said, 'Anthony, I think this is more of a gift for you than it is for me.' And I said, 'If you want to get technical, it was originally a gift for my last girlfriend.'
funny dad father
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black - that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
funny mom brother
When I finished high school, I wanted to take all my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle. But my mom said no. See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was 18. And I could just have his motorcycle.
funny blessed dental
Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists. Ann Landers
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Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.
funny children talking
If you want your children to listen, try talking softly - to someone else.
funny hilarious party
At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
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One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three closes friends; if they seem OK, then you're the one.
hardest
As I look back on my 51 years of coaching, ... that is the hardest thing to explain. Bobby Bowden
hard hard-work kids picture quit took work
Brandon is the picture of hard work and perseverance. Most kids would have quit in his first two years, with the beatings he took in the room. But he didn't. Russ McKenzie
hard reevaluate time
We've had to reevaluate our position. It's having a hard time in the market.
hard kept key players record starters winning work
We've had a lot of injuries. A lot of our starters and key players have been out. It's been a lot of camaraderie and hard work that has kept us with a winning record so far.
hard predict step
We'll have to look at the calendar. It's always very hard to predict what's going to happen; let's go step by step.
hard
Everyone was evacuated so it's hard to find out what's happening.
hard stay works
Everyone works as hard as they can. It's not something I have to stay on them about.
hard worked
Everyone worked very hard on this. I'm very comfortable with everything.
hard title worked
Everyone worked very hard for this. I'm very excited. This first title is very important to me. Carlos Tevez