Quotes about funny
funny witty world
I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world. Oscar Wilde
funny music witty
If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk.
funny marriage sexy
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
funny witty writing
An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.
funny friendship witty
Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.
funny witty sarcasm
A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.
funny witty good-life
I can resist everything except temptation.
funny friendship sarcastic
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
funny witty work
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
funny sarcastic witty
A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.
funny humor things-in-life
There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.
funny marriage wedding
Young men want to be faithful, and are not. Old men want to be faithless, and cannot.
funny being-yourself witty
Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.
funny mind criticism
On an occasion of this kind it becomes more than a moral duty to speak one's mind. It becomes a pleasure.
funny sarcastic years
The youth of America is their oldest tradition. It has been going on now for three hundred years.
funny trust being-yourself
Ones real life is often the life that one does not lead.
funny witty humor
It is a curious fact that people are never so trivial as when they take themselves seriously
funny music love-you
Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays.
funny life witty
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
funny humor writing
Biography lends to death a new terror.
funny dirty circles
When you're in @#*!#-ing hell, your forehead can feel a wee bit feverish. (By the way, that's the way my wife actually curses. She doesn't use dirty words; she'll literally say "asterisk, pound sign, exclamation point, the-letter-'A'-with-a-circle-around-it, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk.") Paul Reiser
funny baby children
Just because a baby cries, I discovered, doesn't mean there's always something wrong. Sometimes babies wake up for no real reason. They just want to check if they're doing it right. "This is Sleeping, right?" "Exactly." "I just lie here?" "That's right." "Okay." Then back to sleep they go.
funny people territory
The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. Paul Fix
funny nba breaths
I hope his breath wasn't too bad for 'Bron.' Paul George
funny hilarious wife
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. Patrick Murray
funny sex dumb
I'm not a sexual person, really. I don't really care about sex. Paris Hilton
funny book dumb
If I could read a book, I'd definitely read one of yours.
funny inspiring money
What's a soup kitchen?
funny sweet nice
I'm blonde and tanned and normal-sized! I'm sweet, shy, funny, have a big heart and I'm nice - and I like to eat.
funny wall stupid
Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?
funny life asks
If someone ever asks you to do something for them, do it really bad so you never have to do it again.
funny witty sorry
I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.
funny cute boyfriend
A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend.