Famous Quotes & Sayings

John Kenneth Galbraith

More die in the United States of too much food than of too little.

John Kenneth Galbraith

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite.

John Cusack

Do I listen to pop music because I'm miserable or am I miserable because listen to pop music?

Lisa Hoffman

Love is like Pi: natural, irrational, and very important.

Linus Torvalds

I love making friends.... it's people I can't stand.

Linus Torvalds

Excusing bad programming is a shooting offence, no matter what the circumstances.

Linus Torvalds

When you say 'I wrote a program that crashed Windows,' people just stare at you blankly and say 'Hey, I got those with the system, for free.'

Linus Torvalds

In my opinion MS is a lot better at making money than it is at making good operating systems.

Lindsay Lohan

I want to go to Egypt and Japan and open orphanages... a chain of them.

Lindsay Lohan

It was a sobering experience.

Linda Ellerbee

It's not brain surgery. It's not nuclear physics. It's television. It's only television.

Linda Evangelista

I can do anything you want me to do so long as I dont have to speak

Leo Tolstoy

Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has asked them.

Peter Sellers

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.

Peaches Geldof

People should just be aware of how they are eating... yesterday I had a McDonald's breakfast and pizza too - but that's bad.

Phyllis Diller

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture.

Phyllis Diller

Oh, that dog! Ever hear of a German Shepherd that bites its nails? Barks with a lisp? You say, "Attack!" And he has one. All he does is piddle. He's nothing but a fur-covered kidney that barks.

Phyllis Diller

I have so many liver spots, I ought to come with a side of onions.

Phyllis Diller

Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls.

Phyllis Diller

When I go to the beach, my grandchildren try to make words out of the veins in my legs. That's why I still take the pill; I don't want any more grandchildren.

Phyllis Diller

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

Phyllis Diller

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Phyllis Diller

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

Phyllis Diller

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.

Rabindranath Tagore

It is very simple to be happy, but it is very difficult to be simple.

Queen Elizabeth II

Like all the best families, we have our share of eccentricities, of impetuous and wayward youngsters and of family disagreements.

Puff Daddy

I felt like my vote was the vote that put [Obama] into office. It was down to one vote, and that was going to be my vote. And that may not be true, but that's how much power it felt like I had.

Queen Latifah

I am not one to turn down macaroni and cheese, even late at night. I love Italian food. I love pasta... A refrigerator full of water and Gatorade? Honey, that's just not gonna happen.

Konrad Adenauer

An infallible method of conciliating a tiger is to allow oneself to be devoured.

Kobe Bryant

I can't relate to lazy people. We don't speak the same language. I don't understand you. I don't want to understand you.

Kobe Bryant

These young guys are playing checkers. I'm out there playing chess.

Kevin James

There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.

Kevin Keegan

They're the second best team in the world, and there's no higher praise than that.