Famous Quotes & Sayings

George Jean Nathan

Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man.

He's very funny and a great magician. Hopefully that will be a nice new attraction.

Friedrich Nietzsche

In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.

Jeanette Winterson

When a woman gives birth her waters break and she pours out the child and the child runs free.

Jef Raskin

Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining.

Jerry Lewis

Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.

George Burns

Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.

George Bernard Shaw

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.

George Bernard Shaw

Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.

George Bernard Shaw

A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.

George Bernard Shaw

Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.

Erica Jong

Allow me to put the record straight. I am forty-six and have been for some years past.

Eminem

As long as the wrong feels right - it's like I'm in flight.

Eminem

I don't hate women - they just sometimes make me mad.

Eminem

I have nothing to lose, but something to gain.

Bill Cosby

Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made.

Bill Cosby

The weatherman is always right. It's just his timing that's off.

Bill Cosby

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.

Bill Hicks

Let me tell you about gays in the military. I don't want any gay people hanging around me while I'm killing kids. I just don't want to see it.

Jay London

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings

Chris Rock

Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies ... a man lie is, "I was at Kevin's house!" A woman lie is like, "It's your baby!"

Chris Rock

If you wanna get away with murder, all you gotta do is shoot somebody in the head and put a demo tape in their pocket! "This is a rap killing. Let's go home!"

Chris Rock

Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.

Chris Rock

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest!

Chris Rock

Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?

Henry David Thoreau

Even Nature is observed to have her playful moods or aspects, of which man sometimes seems to be the sport.

Groucho Marx

John you say you met in an elevator. Was the elevator going up at the time, or down? This is very important, for going down in an elevator one always has that sinking feeling and for all I know you may have this confused with love. If you were going up, it is clearly a case of love at first sight...

Groucho Marx

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.

Groucho Marx

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

Groucho Marx

Why should I care about posterity? What's posterity ever done for me?

Groucho Marx

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.