Famous Quotes & Sayings

Johnny Depp

When I'm at our house in France I totally cut myself off from the rest of the world. I never have to listen to phones ringing and that's because - and Vanessa would confirm this - phones are banned from the house. We have a beautiful life and I feel that spending time in France has just calmed me down and made me stop worrying about things which aren't really important.

Johnny Depp

You use your money to buy privacy because during most of your life you aren't allowed to be normal.

Johnny Depp

Ugliness is better than beauty. It lasts longer and in the end, gravity will get us all.

Johnny Depp

I try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.

Johnny Depp

If you catch me saying 'I am a serious actor,' I beg you to slap me.

John Rawls

Man is a historical being : The realisations of the powers of human individuals living at any one time takes the cooperation of many generations (or even societies) over a long period of time. By contrast with humankind, every individual animal can and does do what for the most part it might do, or what any other of its kind might or can do that lives at the same time.

John Otway

Every prosperous person who does not work has a creative scheme that does.

Martin Luther

Whoever drinks beer, he is quick to sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink beer!

Nancy Astor

I refuse to admit that I am more than 52, even if that makes my children illegitimate.

Nancy Astor

In passing, also, I would like to say that the first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on a woman.

Missy Elliot

If I didn't have some kind of education, then I wouldn't be able to count my money.

Philip Seymour Hoffman

People used to be funny about approaching me, but now they seem to think I'm as sane as anyone who's done what I've done in movies can be.

Philip Johnson

I hate vacations. If you can build buildings, why sit on the beach?

Peter De Vries

I was thinking that we all learn by experience, but some of us have to go to summer school.

Peter De Vries

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.

Peter Drucker

When a subject becomes totally obsolete we make it a required course.

Marlene Dietrich

Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they do not like him.

Marlon Brando

Acting is an empty and usless profession.

Marissa Mayer

Vince Lombardi says, you know, in my life there are three things: God, family, and the Green Bay Packers, in that order. For me, it's God, family, and Yahoo, in that order.

Mariah Carey

I loved Jordan. He was one of the greatest athletes of our time.

Mariah Carey

Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.

Sheryl Crow

People don't realize that I'm really funny and I'm an excellent bridge player.

Terry Pratchett

The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.

Nigella Lawson

If I could go into the woods and kill a bear myself, I'd wear it proudly as a trophy.

Nicolas Chamfort

Some things are easier to legalize than to legitimate.

Nicolas Chamfort

Most books today seemed to have been written overnight from books read the day before.

Nicolas Chamfort

Society is composed of two great classes, those that have more dinners than appetite, and those who have more appetite than dinners.

Nicolas Chamfort

Swallow a toad in the morning and you will encounter nothing more disgusting the rest of the day.

Nicolas Chamfort

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.

Niels Bohr

A person who wasn't outraged on first hearing about quantum theory didn't understand what had been said.

Nicole Kidman

I was told I had a two per cent chance of getting pregnant, so I say she's a two per cent baby.

Nadia Ali

Come around, feel the sound. Know you make my heart pound. Fill me up, bring me down; when I hear your sound.

Mort Sahl

My life needs editing.