Famous Quotes & Sayings

Amy Jo Johnson

I can't imagine actually singing on this show like I did on 'Felicity', but it would be kind of funny.

George Cukor

I don't think you can teach people how to be funny. You can make suggestions about how to speak a line or get a laugh, but it has to be in them.

Gracie Gold

It's kind of low brow, but the show 'Bob's Burgers' is hilarious, and being from the Midwest, I can kind of relate to a lot of the jokes. 'Orange is The New Black' is a Netflix Exclusive, I think - that's really funny.

Tucker Max

No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff.

Tom Bodett

I know how to make adults laugh pretty well. I don't know if kids think I'm that funny.

Willow Shields

I thought it was really funny that half the people I autographed things for said, 'Autograph the back of my phone.' I was like, 'What? Really? Seriously?' They didn't have anything else.

Terence Lewis

I want to be part of movies that have important and interesting subjects but are not depressing and are rather satirical and funny.

Alexander Woollcott

Many of us spend half of our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.

Alexander Woollcott

A hick town is one where there is no place to go where you shouldn't go.

Alexander Woollcott

All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.

Alexander the Great

I am dying with the help of too many physicians.

Craig Allen

We were all talking about it (Saturday) night, how we wanted to hit a walk-off home run in the first inning (on Sunday). It's funny how it actually happened.

Aberjhani

Most people are slow to champion love because they fear the transformation it brings into their lives. And make no mistake about it: love does take over and transform the schemes and operations of our egos in a very mighty way.

Ambrose Bierce

Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.

Charles Nelson Reilly

The thing that's funny is that everyone thinks I'm dead.

Derek Hough

I think for me, the thing that gets me in the right mindset is just watching something funny, something light, something that makes me feel good. Regardless of what it is - when you feel good, when you feel upbeat, creativity flows!

Derek Hough

Can someone's true value really be estimated? Maybe there needs to be an Edmunds.com for people on TV. That would be funny and possibly cruel.

Chandler Parsons

I'm very lighthearted, outgoing, friendly, and funny, so I like to try new things.

Tis but a scratch''A scratch?! Your arm's off!''No, it isn't.

Tim Hetherington

The funny thing about war is that people feel you need to be morally outraged. I feel morally outraged about it, and I've been doing it for long enough to feel morally outraged, because I have been in massacre scenes in West Africa, and I've been doing this for a long time now.

Tim Conway

My parents were very funny - they didn't know it. But they were. They were actually sharing an IQ.

Kurt Vonnegut

I'm screamingly funny, you know, I really am in the books. And that helps because I'm funnier than a lot of people, I think, and that's appreciated by young people.

Imelda Staunton

I've always tried to fight against, 'Oh, who's that small funny actress? Let's get her.'

British politics, as the world knows, is a joke. Yet it's rarely funny.

If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents.

Lele Pons

The inspiration for my Vines comes from thinking about funny and relatable experiences from my daily life.

Chelsea Handler

I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around.

Nick Wechsler

Being funny has always mattered a lot to me. It's why I started acting - to make my friends laugh.

Linda Kozlowski

After 'Crocodile Dundee,' I turned down lots of stuff, most of it where I'd play the girlfriend of some funny man.

True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.

Lynda Barry

My strips are not always funny, and they can be pretty grim at times, and I know I lose readers because of it, but I can't do anything about it - my work is very much connected to something I need to do in order to feel stable.

Adam Sandler

Sixth grade was a big time, in my childhood, of hoops and friendship, and coming up with funny things.

Adam Sandler

He has a 5 year plan... What is it, don't die?