Famous Quotes & Sayings

Alberto Manguel

Not until I came to Canada did I realize that snow was a four-letter word.

Albert Einstein

The majority of the stupid is invincible and guaranteed for all time. The terror of their tyranny, however, is alleviated by their lack of consistency.

Albert Einstein

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.

Albert Einstein

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one.

Albert Einstein

If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.

Albert Einstein

Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves.

Albert Einstein

Nothing will benefit human health and increase the chances for survival of life on Earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet.

Albert Einstein

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Alfred Lord Tennyson

Men at most differ as Heaven and Earth, but women, worst and best, as Heaven and Hell.

Alex Ferguson

Cole should be scoring from those distances, but I'm not going to single him out.

Alex Ferguson

When an Italian tells me it's pasta on the plate, I check under the sauce to make sure.

Aldo Leopold

The first law of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts

Aldous Huxley

Happiness is like coke — something you get as a by-product in the process of making something else.

Aldous Huxley

What we feel and think and are is to a great extent determined by the state of our ductless glands and viscera.

Aldous Huxley

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.

Aldous Huxley

You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.

Albert Einstein

The equation for ego is: One over Knowledge.

Colin Mochrie

We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes.

Adolphe Menjou

He has a heart of gold - only harder.

Adlai E. Stevenson

Accuracy to a newspaper is what virtue is to a lady; but a newspaper can always print a retraction.

Adlai E. Stevenson

I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends... that if they will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.

Adlai E. Stevenson

In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take.

Adelle Davis

Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.

Adele

I have insecurities of course, but I don't hang out with anyone who points them out to me.

H. L. Mencken

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?

Brandon T. Jackson

I know how to be funny to black audiences.

Terry Crews

I'm not a big prank guy, because I don't like them done to me. I've been on movies sets where one guys goes into his trailer, and then people move the stairs, and he comes out of his trailer, and there's no stairs. That's not funny! I don't want to be that guy!

Will Ferrell

When a dramatic actor does a funny film, people are like, 'Wonderful! I didn't know he was funny!' But when it flips, people can get really thrown by it.

Marty Feldman

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

Yeah, I am. It's funny because now the girls are showing the men the way to get it done. Winning this was an unbelievable feeling. I can't tell you how happy I am.

Jean Kerr

Hope is the feeling that the feeling you have isn't permanent.

Ashton Kutcher

I don't think I'm a funny person in general. I have had to learn comedy.

Amanda Peet

If you think about it, there aren't that many women who are in their 40s, who are Jewish and funny and stage-worthy.