Famous Quotes & Sayings

Megan Fox

I'm the biggest nerd - I love comic books and stuff like that! I don't have any friends who are actresses. I only had one girlfriend when I was growing up. Most of my friends were boys. I was such a tomboy. I enjoyed doing guy things.

Megan Fox

I like funny guys and those, for some reason, tend to be nerdy guys.

Megan Fox

I've never been a big believer in formal education.

Megan Fox

If your idea of a role model is somebody who's gonna preach to your kids that sex before marriage is wrong and cursing is wrong and women should be this and be that, then I'm not a role model. But if you want your girls to feel strong and intelligent and be outspoken and fight for what they think is right, then I want to be that type of role model, yeah.

Maureen Dowd

The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.

Matthew Lillard

I was like, what the hell is my life coming to? I'm a trained actor! I've done Shakespeare and here I am having farting contests with an imaginary dog!

Maya Rudolph

I thought she was the funniest woman, and I believed being a comedian was the most exciting thing you could be.

Maynard James Keenan

Actually I never did stand up. I'm not that funny.

Maynard James Keenan

People have to follow their hearts, and if their hearts lead them to Wal-Mart, so be it.

Matt Lauer

Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are.

Meg Cabot

Save your rejections so that later when you are famous you can show them to people and laugh.

Maurice Chevalier

Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.

Matthew Pearl

Yes, we rather condemn people for eternity without the courtesy of informing them.

Matthew Modine

I played Little League and in high school. I played more over the years whenever there was a pick-up game... usually softball.

Matthew Broderick

Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.

Marilyn vos Savant

Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.

P. J. O'Rourke

One of these suburbs is actually named Stalingrad, which goes to show that the French have learned nothing about politics since they guillotined all the smart people in 1793.

P. J. O'Rourke

Summing it Up..."Where's a good place for dinner?" I asked. "There's the Brasserie Lipp on the Avenue St. Germaine," she said, "or La Coupole in Montmartre." "Not La Coupole," I said. "I've been there before. That's the place that's crowded and noisy and smells bad and everybody's rude as hell, isn't it?" "I think you just described France," she said.

P. J. O'Rourke

France in August when you can travel through the entire country without encountering a single pesky Frenchman or being bothered with anything that's open for business.

P. J. O'Rourke

El Salvador has the scenery of northern California and the climate of southern California plus - and this was a relief - no Californians.

Plautus

This is the great fault of wine; it first trips up the feet: it is a cunning wrestler.

Plato

This City is what it is because our citizens are what they are.

Paula Deen

I don't care what the haters and naysayers say. If they make jokes about me, I'll laugh because they'll probably be funny.

Paula Deen

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

Lech Walesa

I'm lazy. But it's the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn't like walking or carrying things.

LeBron James

I'm a pretty funny guy, and I would love to do a comedy with a bunch of funny guys - movie-star guys, where they could help me through it.

LeBron James

We played well all the way until, like, the second quarter.

LeBron James

I'm going to be one of the top four that's ever played this game, for sure. And if they don't want me to have one of those top four spots, they'd better find another spot on that mountain. Somebody's gotta get bumped, but that's not for me to decide. That's for the architects.

Laura Kightlinger

I'm still going on bad dates when by now I should be in a bad marriage.

Lana Turner

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Lance Berkman

It is, ... kind of a softball atmosphere out there.

Lance Armstrong

It can't be any simpler: the farewell is going to be on the Champs-Elysees.

Lisa Kudrow

Is it me? Is it like I have a beacon that only dogs and men with severe emotional problems can hear?