Famous Quotes & Sayings

Miranda Otto

The guys on the stunt team are really fantastic. It's really funny, because for all the aggression they have to display on screen, they're actually really happy, good- natured people.

Mignon McLaughlin

Love requires a willingness to die; marriage, a willingness to live.

Mignon McLaughlin

Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk.

Mignon McLaughlin

What we love about love is the fever, which marriage puts to bed and cures.

Johnny Giles

I'd rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd

Johnny Knoxville

It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible.

John Wilmot

Before I married, I had three theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three children and no theories.

John Ruskin

Cursing is invoking the assistance of a spirit to help you inflict suffering. Swearing on the other hand, is invoking, only the witness of a spirit to an statement you wish to make.

Mark Twain

Behold, the fool saith, "Put not all thine eggs in the one basket" - which is but a matter of saying, "Scatter your money and your attention"; but the wise man saith, "Pull all your eggs in the one basket and - WATCH THAT BASKET." - Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar

Mario Batali

There's a battle between what the cook thinks is high art and what the customer just wants to eat.

Mae West

Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

Michael Caine

Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons.

Merlin Olsen

One of life's most painful moments comes when we must admit that we didn't do our homework, that we are not prepared.

Masashi Kishimoto

She's strong! And scary...I bet she's single...I'd put money on it..

Mason Cooley

A laughing Lear would be monstrous. Not so a laughing Romeo and Juliet.

Mason Cooley

City wits, country humorists.

Mason Cooley

Even boredom has its crises.

Mary Kay Ash

Everyone has an invisible sign hanging from their neck saying, 'Make me feel important.' Never forget this message when working with people.

Mick Foley

I really like it. I really, really like it. Ah, ah, ah, ah...buried alive...buried alive.

Mick Foley

I'm no expert, Rock, but I don't think I have any poontang...to give you.

Michael Jordan

I know what I would do if I were coach. I'd determine our strengths and weaknesses and utilize them. And it's pretty clear what our strength is.

Martha Scott

Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs.

Martha Plimpton

I watch things that are fun, or funny, or interesting.

Patricia Schroeder

I have a brain and a uterus, and I use both.

Oscar Wilde

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.

Oscar Wilde

Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always so occupied with being jealous of other women's husbands.

Oscar Wilde

He is really not so ugly after all, provided, of course, that one shuts one's eyes, and does not look at him.

Oscar Wilde

Most modern calendars mar the sweet simplicity of our lives by reminding us that each day that passes is the anniversary of some perfectly uninteresting event.

Oscar Wilde

The only way a woman can ever reform a man is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life.

Oscar Wilde

The English country gentleman galloping after the fox – the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable.

Oscar Wilde

It is perfectly monstrous,' he said, at last, 'the way people go about nowadays saying things against one behind one's back that are absolutely and entirely true.

Oscar Wilde

I like Wagner's music better than anybody's. It is so loud that one can talk the whole time without other people hearing what one says.

Oscar Wilde

The basis of action is lack of imagination. It is the last resource of those who know not how to dream.