Quotes about funny
funny hilarious party
At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other. Ann Landers
funny friends country
One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three closes friends; if they seem OK, then you're the one.
funny-inspirational funny-valentines-day wish
The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.
funny humor two
There are two kinds of people in this world. The kind who divide the world into two kinds of people and those who don't. Ann Brashares
funny hilarious humor
When your about to criticize someone walk a mile in thier shoes, that way when you criticize them you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes
funny-christmas littles celebrate
Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday. Andy Borowitz
funny travel thinking
The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there.
funny-friend people google
If you are friends with the wrong people, Google+ autocorrects them
funny technology hours
Twitter is currently valued at $8 billion, or $1 for every hour it has wasted.
funny technology men
Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. Give a man Twitter, and he will forget to eat and starve to death.
funny cat technology
Getting your news from Twitter is like asking a cat for directions.
funny-christmas sweaters helping
Christmas sweaters are only acceptable as a cry for help.
funny travel worry
Cars will soon have the Internet on the dashboard. I worry that this will distract me from my texting.
funny technology giving
Thanks to the Internet, people we might have only suspected of being idiots can now give us ample evidence.
funny-life life-is now-and-then
The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about.
funny technology people
I've invented Twofacebook, the antisocial network. You start being friends w/entire world & defriend people one by one.
funny hater want
The Internet is for haters. Everyone wants to knock somebody down, but it's cool. Andy Cohen
funny stupid men
Men know everything - all of them - all the time - no matter how stupid or inexperienced or arrogant or ignorant they are. Andrea Dworkin
funny dog people
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. Alphonse de Lamartine
funny witty class
Bores can be divided into two classes; those who have their own particular subject, and those who do not need a subject. A. A. Milne
funny winnie-the-pooh-inspirational winnie-the-pooh-book
They're funny things, Accidents. You never have them till you're having them.
funny humor people
People must not do things for fun. We are not here for fun. There is no reference to fun in any Act of Parliament. A. P. Herbert
funny life anniversary
The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.
funny media-control politics
Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one. A. J. Liebling
funny school humor
Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait. A. Whitney Brown
funny sarcastic hate
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
funny glad others past seen time
But it's funny that now I'm in such a happy situation, I look more objectively at my own past and see what others have seen for a long time and I'm just so glad I've been able to get to this point. Rick Allen
funny greatly influenced liked literary saucy slightly
I was greatly influenced by 'The Goons' and 'Monty Python' reconstituting what comedy was - it could come from a funny word, not just a set up and a pay-off. I liked the zaniness; they were satirical, slightly saucy and very literary in their references. Sanjeev Bhaskar
funny stuck trap writers
Too many writers get stuck in the trap of writing what they think is funny and not considering who they are writing it for.
funny shall solely
The decision as to what's funny and what is not funny shall rest solely with Mr. Freberg. Stan Freberg
funny dope political
Avoid all needle drugs, the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon. Abbie Hoffman
funny sarcastic air
In every American there is an air of incorrigible innocence, which seems to conceal a diabolical cunning. A. E. Housman
funny-friend two life-is
Life is so much friendlier with two.