Quotes about funny
funny life together
Life is short. Ricky and I realize how lucky we were. We want to be together all the time. Christie Brinkley
funny-friend differences worst-enemy
I just killed my best friend... and my worst enemy. What's the difference? Christian Slater
funny music humorous
Everywhere in the world, music enhances a hall, with one exception: Carnegie Hall enhances the music. Isaac Stern
funny people insanity
I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies, but not the madness of people. Isaac Newton
funny depression dumb
Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau. Irving Fisher
funny truth ideas
There is an element of truth in every idea that lasts long enough to be called corny. Irving Berlin
funny happen hopefully kids pull
Hopefully our kids will respond. Maybe, this will pull everyone together. Funny things can happen when kids go down.
funny great hopefully nice
He's very funny and a great magician. Hopefully that will be a nice new attraction.
funny
He thought the whole thing was so funny. Andrea Mitchell
funny hollywood known
He thought it was kind of funny. He said he's known now. I told him he could probably go to Hollywood now and become a movie star. Jermaine Dye
funny gets guy morning regardless six time
He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what time it is. Lou Duva
funny dad father
When one has not had a good father, one must create one. Friedrich Nietzsche
funny death god
Is man one of God's blunders? Or is God one of man's blunders?
funny-inspirational memories philosophical
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.
funny sex women
Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
funny faith witty
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
funny life fear
In heaven, all the interesting people are missing.
funny uplifting running
When a woman gives birth her waters break and she pours out the child and the child runs free. Jeanette Winterson
funny beautiful hate
Don't you just hate it, when you are in bed with three beautiful women, and the least attractive one whispers: save it for me! Jim Carrey
funny talking aces
Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass.
funny witty worst-enemy
I can be your best friend or your worst enemy. You seem to prefer the latter.
funny waiting minutes
If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.
funny fans recognition
Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.
funny stupid parent
I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.
funny laughter eye
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
funny children teaching
Divorce isn't such a tragedy. A tragedy's staying in an unhappy marriage, teaching your children the wrong things about love. Nobody ever died of divorce. Jennifer Weiner
funny time humor
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining. Jef Raskin
funny dream witty
Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands. Jerry Lewis
funny wrestling wwe
ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling. Jerry Lawler
funny wwe bingo
Go back to your bingo hall.
funny wwe ties
What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.
funny wwe fats
The fats dented the flats.
funny wwe looks
Foley looks like an un-made bed.