Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliantis an author and syndicated cartoonist born in London, UK, and living in Santa Barbara, California, USA. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. Brilliant achieved American citizenship in 1969...
funny-relationship common understand-me
I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common?
funny witty forgive-me
Forgive me now - tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty.
funny success women
I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
funny-inspirational matter strange
For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called "here".
funny hilarious humorous
I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem.
funny sarcastic humble
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.
funny life hilarious
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target
funny life warning
It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
together relax tension
Please don't tell me to relax, it's only my tension that's holding me together.
trying patient life-is
Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.
order mind trying
In order to keep an open mind, I am trying to avoid learning anything.
waiting earth tasks
The task I've been given seems absurd: To wait here on earth until I no longer exist.
next life-is objects
My main object in life is to see what will happen next.
speak dangerous nothing-but-the-truth
Speak nothing but the truth, and you'll soon be considered dangerous.