Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliantis an author and syndicated cartoonist born in London, UK, and living in Santa Barbara, California, USA. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. Brilliant achieved American citizenship in 1969...
simple littles needs
What we really need is to realize how little we really need.
law needs lawyer
What I need is a lawyer who specializes in the law of the jungle.
skills needs attempting
If I had more skill in what I'm attempting, I wouldn't need so much courage
teacher successful needs
The truly successful teacher is the one you will never need again.
book writing needs
More books have resulted from somebody's need to write than from anybody's need to read.
suffering needs
Don't let yourself suffer needlessly, find a need to suffer.
needs too-late late
The best thing about being too late is that there's no more need to hurry.
worry needs please
Please don't tell me there's no need to worry, it's the only thing I'm any good at.
needs deals steady
I don't need a great deal of love but I do need a steady supply.
together relax tension
Please don't tell me to relax, it's only my tension that's holding me together.
trying patient life-is
Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.
order mind trying
In order to keep an open mind, I am trying to avoid learning anything.
waiting earth tasks
The task I've been given seems absurd: To wait here on earth until I no longer exist.
next life-is objects
My main object in life is to see what will happen next.