Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliantis an author and syndicated cartoonist born in London, UK, and living in Santa Barbara, California, USA. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. Brilliant achieved American citizenship in 1969...
sarcastic together faults
We've been through so much together, and most of it was your fault.
life sarcastic wisdom
Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story
sarcastic sarcasm feelings
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
funny sarcastic humble
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.
life sarcastic wisdom
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
sarcastic
I will always love the false image I had of you.
together relax tension
Please don't tell me to relax, it's only my tension that's holding me together.
trying patient life-is
Life is an incurable condition: the only known treatment is to try to keep the patient comfortable.
order mind trying
In order to keep an open mind, I am trying to avoid learning anything.
waiting earth tasks
The task I've been given seems absurd: To wait here on earth until I no longer exist.
next life-is objects
My main object in life is to see what will happen next.
speak dangerous nothing-but-the-truth
Speak nothing but the truth, and you'll soon be considered dangerous.
decision gone research
It's amazing how much research has gone into making some of the worst decisions.
past hands worried
The future seems to be in good hands, it's the past I'm worried about.