Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliantis an author and syndicated cartoonist born in London, UK, and living in Santa Barbara, California, USA. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. Brilliant achieved American citizenship in 1969...
Ashleigh Brilliant quotes about
together relax tension
Please don't tell me to relax, it's only my tension that's holding me together.
order mind trying
In order to keep an open mind, I am trying to avoid learning anything.
next life-is objects
My main object in life is to see what will happen next.
past hands worried
The future seems to be in good hands, it's the past I'm worried about.
accepting accept-me
Accept me for what I am, completely unacceptable.
certainty-in-life trouble certainty
It's good to have some certainty in life, even if it's only that I'm in deep trouble.
sacrifice past our-past
We owe it to our past futile sacrifices to continue making further futile sacrifices.
helping speed should
Should I abide by the rules until they're changed, or help speed the change by breaking them?
firsts easier ifs
It's easier to learn many other things, if you first learn how to learn.
faces tomorrow easier
It's hard to face tomorrow, but it's easier than facing no tomorrow.
trying groaning rhythm
If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to.
funny-relationship common understand-me
I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common?
may brilliant aging
Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove.
family believe big-families
If you don't believe in ghosts, you've never been to a family reunion.