Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliantis an author and syndicated cartoonist born in London, UK, and living in Santa Barbara, California, USA. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. Brilliant achieved American citizenship in 1969...
together relax tension
Please don't tell me to relax, it's only my tension that's holding me together.
order mind trying
In order to keep an open mind, I am trying to avoid learning anything.
next life-is objects
My main object in life is to see what will happen next.
decision gone research
It's amazing how much research has gone into making some of the worst decisions.
past hands worried
The future seems to be in good hands, it's the past I'm worried about.
men can-do
Women can do anything men can do, but often have more sense than even to be interested.
stars believe employment
I believe the stars can affect human lives, particularly by providing employment for thousands of astrologers.
faults recognition talent
I have many unrecognized talents, but my faults have somehow succeeded in securing wide recognition.
worry problem enough
One problem I have definitely solved is the problem of not having enough to worry about.
acting influence human-nature
Beware! I'm acting under the influence of human nature.
accepting accept-me
Accept me for what I am, completely unacceptable.
running government world
There ought to be a better way than government to run the world.
lying numbers records
My success lies in having achieved a record numbers of failures.
mistake watches made
Watch out! It's quite possible that some of my best mistakes haven't yet been made.