Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Brilliant
Ashleigh Ellwood Brilliantis an author and syndicated cartoonist born in London, UK, and living in Santa Barbara, California, USA. He is best known for his Pot-Shots, single-panel illustrations with one-line humorous remarks, which began syndication in the United States of America in 1975. Brilliant achieved American citizenship in 1969...
Ashleigh Brilliant quotes about
together relax tension
Please don't tell me to relax, it's only my tension that's holding me together.
order mind trying
In order to keep an open mind, I am trying to avoid learning anything.
accepting accept-me
Accept me for what I am, completely unacceptable.
certainty-in-life trouble certainty
It's good to have some certainty in life, even if it's only that I'm in deep trouble.
sacrifice past our-past
We owe it to our past futile sacrifices to continue making further futile sacrifices.
helping speed should
Should I abide by the rules until they're changed, or help speed the change by breaking them?
firsts easier ifs
It's easier to learn many other things, if you first learn how to learn.
trying groaning rhythm
If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to.
funny-relationship common understand-me
I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common?
may brilliant aging
Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove.
messages brilliant has-beens
I waited and waited, and when no message came, I knew it must have been from you.
past longing enough
Strangely enough, this is the past that somebody in the future is longing to go back to.
target
To always hit the target, throw a dart, then call whatever you hit the target.
long mind of-my-mind
It can take a surprisingly long time to get from one part of my mind to another.