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insult rubs tv
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
artificial intelligence match natural
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
fruit knowing knowledge putting tomato wisdom
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
christian church garage standing
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
address cause effect fix rather root
For every effect there is a root cause. Find and address the root cause rather than try to fix the effect, as there is no end to the latter.
everyday good
Everyday isnt good, but there is something good in every day.
appear appreciate attitude final gain happiness joys life loss pain rain satisfy smallest spirit sun wish
I wish you enough sun to keep your attitude bright. I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun more. I wish you enough happiness to keep your spirit alive. I wish you enough pain so that the smallest joys in life appear much bigger. I wish you enough gain to satisfy your wanting. I wish you enough loss to appreciate all that you possess. I wish enough hellos to get you through the final good-bye.
asked boy cost father
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying.
hard meet
I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere.
hungry men
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
button girls love press talked wrong
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
dark device finding furniture
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
call cow disease mad
They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
baseball hit man
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.