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hard meet
I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere.
call dog gonna matter
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
god love stupid
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
bad girls good
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
christian church garage standing
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
almost hallmark miserable
Hallmark Card: "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here.
hard laziness pays work
Hard work often pays off after time, but laziness always pays off now
grain life shot slice
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
crisis found smiles
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
button girls love press talked wrong
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
friend good heaps life miss ship sinking together
You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.
gun idiot
We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
remain remove silent speak
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
ashes banish dead disprove doubts easter faith fan generation inviting life ourselves past seek sun time transports vast
Easter is not a time for groping through dusty, musty tomes or tombs to disprove spontaneous generation or even to prove life eternal. It is a day to fan the ashes of dead hope, a day to banish doubts and seek the slopes where the sun is rising, to revel in the faith which transports us out of ourselves and the dead past into the vast and inviting unknown.