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hear shooting
When shooting a mime, don't use a silencer or his friends will hear you.
attract giving positive start
Everything around us is made up of energy. To attract positive things in your life, start by giving off positive energy.
everyday good
Everyday isnt good, but there is something good in every day.
black cats luck pumpkins yours
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,May luck be yours on Halloween.
fill mother says whenever
Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?
buy easier misery money sure
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
baseball hit man
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
fights ugly
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
both changed diapers
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
hungry men
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
blog enjoy excellence forget life moment personal
Life is a gift. Never forget to enjoy and bask in every moment you are in. The Personal Excellence Blog - CelestineChua.co
love picking until wonder
Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.
advice frighten fun halloween pretend run scares
On Halloween the thing you must do is pretend that nothing can frighten you. And if something scares you and you want to run just let on like it's Halloween fun
life limits
The only limits in your life are those that you set yourself.