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fine holding line
There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
love picking until wonder
Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.
learn
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
good help people smiling
Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
bus fast runs twice vehicle
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
grain life shot slice
I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
god love stupid
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
miss misses retard
I miss you like a retard misses the point.
agreed both
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
guests wish
Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
cover good sermon short
A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to rouse the interest, but long enough to cover the essentials.
attract giving positive start
Everything around us is made up of energy. To attract positive things in your life, start by giving off positive energy.
carnival fields fire folk gypsy merry
A gypsy fire is on the hearth,Sign of the carnival of mirth;Through the dun fields and from the gladeFlash merry folk in masquerade,For this is Hallowe'en!
created draft final god man rough sure
Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.