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hit women
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
gift history present today tomorrow yesterday
Yesterday is history, tomorrow a mystery, but today is a gift that is why it is called the present
dolphins edge few people pool smart stand throw train weeks within
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
cares couple missing nobody
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
diplomat forward hell
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
rag smell
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
learn people supposed
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.
bad girls good
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
deer either wolf
If a wolf can take down a deer from either flank, does that make him bambidextrous?
fights ugly
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
fall
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
hard knowledge power study
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
bites dogs feeds hand hot noblest
The noblest of dogs is the hot dog, it feeds the hand that bites it.
skydiving
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!