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good help people smiling
Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
bad girls good
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
friend good heaps life miss ship sinking together
You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.
everyday good
Everyday isnt good, but there is something good in every day.
good head voices
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
cover good sermon short
A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to rouse the interest, but long enough to cover the essentials.
missed past season tv walked
Yo momma's so fat, she walked past the TV and i missed the first season of Lost.
turns
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
fruit knowing knowledge putting tomato wisdom
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
hard knowledge power study
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
fall
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
change love source
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
department fight fire remember tempted uses
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
phrase stepped whoever
Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one.