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department fight fire remember tempted uses
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
gun idiot
We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
missed past season tv walked
Yo momma's so fat, she walked past the TV and i missed the first season of Lost.
hit women
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
bald beer equal head street until walk women
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
gift history present today tomorrow yesterday
Yesterday is history, tomorrow a mystery, but today is a gift that is why it is called the present
fill mother says whenever
Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?
choose miss people president run
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
buildings call
Why do we call them buildings when they're finished? Shouldn't they be called Builts?
drive park
Why is the place you drive on is a parkway, and the place you park on is the driveway?
beginning last man says women word
Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
relax
Relax. Nothing is under control.
religious league culture
The exclusion of true esoteric religion has been the business of the State since ancient times. At first this was done via the establishment of the popular idealism of exoteric religious institutions in league with the State. But in modern times the same process is done by the strategic exclusion of conventional religious cultism, mystical idealism, and higher evolutionary Wisdom from the mechanisms of popular culture.
love betrayed doe
Love does not fail for you when you are rejected, betrayed or apparently not Loved. Love fails for you when you reject, betray and do not love. Therefore .. Love.