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hilarious men two
Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
real process aspect
Real intelligence must be fiercely capable of investigating every aspect of existence, including the very process of knowledge that we call science .
wisdom self perfect
Most perfect self-understanding is the capability to directly (immediately) transcend dilemma, all problems, all seeking.
way spirit humans
You are all spirits. It is not that you "have" a spirit. To have a spirit implies that you are spirit and that you are also something else. Human beings are spirits. Being a human being is one of the ways of being a spirit.
credit fatigue
Patience often gets the credit that belongs to fatigue.
break-out looks faces
When happiness gets into your system, it is bound to break out on your face. While money can't buy happiness it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery. You always know, at this very moment, exactly what it would be to look, and feel, and be, and act completely Happy.
light burning heat
When you're learning, you're burning - putting out a lot of heat. When you're all burned up, then you become light.
controlled defined
We are defined and controlled by all that we have not transcended.
truth-is bondage seeking
Truth is that which, when fully realized, sets you free from all bondage and all seeking.
consciousness contemplating
Be Consciousness (Itself)- Contemplate Consciousness (Itself)- Transcend Everything in Consciousness (Itself).
truth-is deny
To seek Truth is to deny Truth to being with. To seek Truth is to avoid Truth, constantly.
funny money humorous
A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.
sacrifice meals
Everything eaten is killed. Every meal is a sacrifice.
heart moments appearance
There is only the constant knowledge and enjoyment of the Heart, moment to moment, through the instant of all conditions of appearance and disappearance. Of this I am perfectly certain. I am That.