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bites dogs feeds hand hot noblest
The noblest of dogs is the hot dog, it feeds the hand that bites it.
butcher meat top
I told the butcher I'd give him $10 if he got the meat down off the top shelf. He said he couldn't. The steaks were too high.
created draft final god man rough sure
Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.
copyright effective known man protection scratched
The most effective copyright protection known to man : a scratched CD.
bus fast runs twice vehicle
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
good head voices
The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!
call cow disease mad
They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
last living loving people pets trouble
The trouble with loving is that pets don't last long enough and people last too long
cover good sermon short
A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to rouse the interest, but long enough to cover the essentials.
carnival fields fire folk gypsy merry
A gypsy fire is on the hearth,Sign of the carnival of mirth;Through the dun fields and from the gladeFlash merry folk in masquerade,For this is Hallowe'en!
came chicken egg god hard imagine sit wanting
The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg.
bird early gets might mouse second
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
learn people supposed
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.
address cause effect fix rather root
For every effect there is a root cause. Find and address the root cause rather than try to fix the effect, as there is no end to the latter.