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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying.
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
gift history present today tomorrow yesterday
Yesterday is history, tomorrow a mystery, but today is a gift that is why it is called the present
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I miss you like a retard misses the point.
accidents cause children dark
Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children.
fascinates sit
I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
cares couple missing nobody
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
behind fall man successful
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
guests wish
Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
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Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom. The Personal Excellence Blog - CelestineChua.com
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How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
agreed both
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
rag smell
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?