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Life is a gift. Never forget to enjoy and bask in every moment you are in. The Personal Excellence Blog - CelestineChua.co
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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Yesterday is history, tomorrow a mystery, but today is a gift that is why it is called the present
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We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
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The only limits in your life are those that you set yourself.
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Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
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Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
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The most effective copyright protection known to man : a scratched CD.
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Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.
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Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.