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good help people smiling
Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
choose miss people president run
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
enjoys mean people suffer
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
dolphins edge few people pool smart stand throw train weeks within
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
hear imagination invisible others people
Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
last living loving people pets trouble
The trouble with loving is that pets don't last long enough and people last too long
learn people supposed
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.
missed past season tv walked
Yo momma's so fat, she walked past the TV and i missed the first season of Lost.
turns
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
fruit knowing knowledge putting tomato wisdom
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
hard knowledge power study
Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.
fall
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
change love source
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
department fight fire remember tempted uses
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.