Demetri Martin
Demetri Martin
Demetri Evan Martinis an American comedian, actor, artist, musician, writer, and humorist. He is best known for his work as a stand-up comedian, being a contributor on The Daily Show, and his Comedy Central show Important Things with Demetri Martin...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth25 May 1973
CityNew York City, NY
CountryUnited States of America
jumping crawling easier
Jumping jacks are easier to do than crawling jacks.
length
Right before I'm about to talk at length about something I like I say, Get me started.
men enemy target
It seems that man's greatest natural enemy is the target.
talking trying about-yourself
To make even fewer friends try talking about politics as much as you talk about yourself.
pet independence independence-day
Americans who do not celebrate Independence Day: pets.
animal sheep clouds
When I look up at the clouds I see so many animals, mostly sheep who have lost their limbs and heads.
fishing killing should
They should call fishing what it really is... tricking and killing!
animal roots rodeo
When I am at rodeo I find it difficult not to root for the animals.
potatoes couches fries
When a couch potato is sliced up and then deep fried that is couch french fries.
guy mopeds behavior
If I could control the behavior of fat guys I would make them ride mopeds more often.
ironic weapons murder
One of the most difficult and ironic murder weapons is the life jacket.
too-much way bags
My friend says touche way too much. He's a touche bag.
snacks use weight
I'm a body builder, but I don't use weights. I use snacks. It's kind of a different building process.
lonely lonely-at-the-top
They say it's lonely at the top. It must be even lonelier at the tippy top.