Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 June 1933
CountryUnited States of America
Joan Rivers quotes about
favorite food seconds
Is she fat? Her favorite food is seconds
brad course cruise horrible jessica katie mention name simpson tom whatever
Of course we are going to have to mention Brad and Angelina and ... Tom Cruise and the ever-loving Katie and that horrible Jessica Simpson or whatever her name is.
hoping meet
We were hoping to meet Mr. Right. We didn't even get a wink.
hilarious sailing pay
Money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery.
grieving get-better wish
I wish I could tell you it gets better. It doesn't get better. YOU get better.
enjoy happenings
Nothing is yours permanently so you better enjoy it while it's happening.
grandchildren pigs talking
Grandchildren can be annoying - how many times can you go: "And the cow goes moo and the pig goes oink"? It's like talking to a supermodel.
stay-strong upset enjoy
Life goes by fast. Enjoy it...Everyone gets so upset about the wrong things.
stage horrible worst
The worst thing that ever happened to me on stage is someone ran forward to tell me they loved me and projectile vomited all over the stage. It was horrible.
alzheimers comedian might
I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it.
daughter speak jokes
My daughter and I are very close, we speak every single day and I call her every day and I say the same thing, "pick up, I know you're there."
breakup divorce unhappy
Half of all marriages end in divorce- and then there are the really unhappy ones.
funny-love love-you funny-relationship
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.
thank-you country fashion
Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.